- Sync by tungbeng71
- Dre, you're ready? - Yeah, one second.
Oh Dre, I am so excited! It's like we are brave pioneers,
on a quest to start a new life in a magical, new land.
You could say that.
Okay, all right, let's go.
- And don't forget to use the bathroom. - Okay.
Be careful with that guys, okay?
- I'll see you later, uncle Charlie. - C'mon Dre, we can't miss this plane!
Bye guys! We're gonna miss you.
- No man, it's yours. - C'mon Dre, just take it.
Thanks, man!
Okay Dre, c'mon, we have to go. Okay, bye guys!
We'll call you as soon as we land.
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight CA982. - You got it? - Yeah.
- With our service to Beijing. - Oh Dre look, we are already on lesson ten.
How are you?
- Remember what that one is? - No.
Dre, you're killing me.
Mom, look, in China everything is old. There's old houses, old parks...
old people...Look, this guy is at least four-hundred years old.
Dre, please focus. Okay?
What's your name?
You need to practice. Yeah, you need to try.
No, mom.
- Yes, Dre. Dre... - Mom?
- Ask him. Go ahead. - No, mom.
Ask him "what's your name" and "how are you". Do it, now.
Dude, I'm from Detroit.
What's up?
It's said to meet her at number five.
Mrs. Packer?
- Hi. It's Parker. - Oh, apologies, Mrs. Parker. Welcome to Beijing.
Look! There is Omatek village. Isn't it beautiful?
Yes. I guess there's nothing old in China, huh Dre?
Look at that, Dre. Beverly Hills.
We've always talked about living there, huh?
I think we have talked about the other one, mom.
I got a good feeling about this.
Oh, yeah. You must be the new dude in 305. I'm Harry.
- Hey, what's up? I'm Dre. - Here. Let me help you.
Thanks, man.
- Welcome to the building, Dre. - Thanks.
Can you please explain this electricity card, because we-we don't have these in America.
- Know any Chinese? - Nah.
This is China. Might not be a bad idea.
Oh, that's our park. You should come.
Look at you. Making friends already.
- Hi, I'm Dre's mother. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too. You can call me Miss Sherry.
- I'm Harry. - Hi, Harry.
- So, I guess, I'll see you later, then? - Maybe.
Okay, cool. See you.
Ok, this is your rental agreement in English.
So the landlady is Mrs. Wong. Her English is not good.
But if something goes wrong, you go to Mr. Han.
- His English is very good. - Okay.
Okay. So, welcome to Beijing, Mrs. Parker. Um, so I see you tomorrow, okay?
Okay, sure! Thank you. Oh, wait, wait!
Um, you mentioned something about going...
Oh, this is perfect, Dre. Everything we need is in walking distance.
Oh, you know what, we can have lunch together
every day at your school, if you wanted to.
Negative! Not a chance.
Dre, we are not doing this in Beijing.
Dre, pick up your jacket!
Mom, I'm tired, okay? I have airplane lag.
Airplane...
It's jet lag.
I know baby, I got it too.
But, we can't go to sleep. Cause then we'll be up at 2 A.M. You have school tomorrow.
Dre, can you please go find the maintenance man?!
I need to take a shower, and the hot water is broken!
Yes.
Excuse me.
Um, the maintenance man? Mr. Han?
Thanks.
Mr. Han?
Me and my mom, we just moved in. 305. The hot water is not working.
Mr. Han?
Okay. Alright I just come back another time.
Or you can just show me how to do it so, I can get out of your hair.
Um, I can always come back if this is bad time.
- Hey man, you made it. Welcome. - Thanks.
- You play, right? C'mon. - Yeah.
- Us three against them four. - All right.
Pass!
What's up? What's up?
My shooting hand. Got some jet lag so...
You know, I'm just...
You want this?
You want me to play? You know I have no problem beatin' old people.
Back where I come from they call me "Ping Pong Dre", alright?
I'm going to take it easy on you.
Come on, man. I'm twelve.
He is really good. I've never seen him lose to anybody.
Yeah.
- Dude. You're gonna talk to her or what? - To who?
- To her. The girl you've been staring at. - I wasn't staring at her, dude.
Yeah, you were.
- You should go talk to her, unless you're scared? - I'm not scared of anything.
Then do it. Go. Come on.
Right now.
Hey, what's up?
I forgot. No English, um...
What language was that?
You speak English? Me too.
- So, what are you listening to? - Bach.
Bach, I listen to them all the time. They are tight. Have you ever heard of this?
Oh yeah, you like it huh, right?!
Great move, one over here.
- Wait, wait it's coming back. - May I touch your hair?
You want to touch my hair?
Um...Sure.
You shoud be practicing.
I'm practicing.
- What you're doing, you won't be needing these. - What's your problem?
Leave it.
Come on, dude.
I said, leave it.
You want to fight?
- Are you okay? - Leave me alone.
I'm fine.
- Dre, dude... - Leave me alone.
Dre, are you ready? Cause we got to be there in like 20 minutes.
I know, mom.
- And you have your uniform on, right? - Yes, mom.
Don't break any rules on the first day.
Okay, come on, I'm waiting for you.
Wait, you don't have to comin', I mean... I can handle it.
Dre, don't be silly, it's your first day.
Plus, we both have to meet the assist principal Mrs. Pong.
I can find her. You need to get to work, right?!
- Are you trying to get rid of me? - No, mom.
Mrs. Pong. Hi, Mrs. Pong.
- Mrs. Parker, we've been waiting. - I'm so sorry we are late...
We just flew from Detroit last night...
- And this is my son Dre. - Hello.
- We only wear uniforms on Uniform day. - Oh, that's my fault.
I didn't have a chance to read the school packages sent to me. Will be better tomorrow.
- And hats are not permitted. - Yeah, I should've read up on the dress code.
- Dre, is that make-up? What is that? - Mom, I ran into a pole.
- No, you have a black eye. You've got into a fight? - Fighting is not tolerated here.
You heard him, he ran into a pole. Come here, Dre.
- Mom, don't start. - Who did it?
Nobody mom, I ran into a pole. I ain't tell you cause I know you would react like this.
Dre, you know I don't play, if somebody hit my baby, I would tear...
I know mom, that's why I don't tell you stuff.
- Just relax, I just ran into a... - Yeah, yeah, you ran into a pole.
Alright Dre, alright, alright. Look, go to class, go to class, but we will talk about this later.
Okay? Alright, go!
- I love you. - Mom?!
I said I love you.
- Okay, I love you too. - Okay, have a good day.
- Hi. - Hey!
You know, we only wear uniforms on Uniform day.
Oh yeah, I still got that one.
Thanks.
- I'm Meiying. - I'm Dre.
Sorry about Cheng.
So that's his name?!
- Is he your boyfriend? - No.
- Our parents are very close. - He definitely likes you.
- I have to go practice. - Wait...
- You eat and practice at the same time? - Yes.
But, my mom says if you eat standing up, it gives you gas.
You're funny.
- Come to fix the hot water. - It's in there.
Kid? Kid?!
Did you just hit me in my neck with a toothpaste cap?!
Hot water fine. Flip switch.
Wait half hour, take shower, flip switch off.
Why don't you just leave it on?
- You leave on in America? - We don't have a switch in America.
Get switch, Save planet.
- What happened to your eye? - I ran into a pole.
Interesting pole.
- Dre?! I'm back. - That's my mom.
End it, do the handle, it's messed up.
- Are you ready for school? - Yeah.
- Hey, let me help you. - They have your favorite cereal here, I found it.
Dre, for the one hundredth time, can you please pick up your jacket?
- One second, mom. - No! Not in one second, now!
This programme is about to be over. Give me two minutes.
Dre, I don't care! Come and pick it up now.
- God, how many times do I have to ask you? - Once.
- That's right. Make it happen. - "What's with you and the jacket?!"
- I'm sorry, what was that? - Nothing.
Okay, just what I thought... Nothing.
Thank you.
From the top again.
Okay. It's enough please. You are rushing it. You must play the pauses.
Do you know how important this is for your family? What it will mean for your life?
We have to work this weekend. I'm calling you father.
We continue.
- How that sound? - Almost like a Chinese.
Yeah, I'm fluent. And I don't know about that guy was talking about? I thought you sounded great.
Thank you.
- So, you are practicing for anything? Like a show? - Yes, I have an audition next month...
- For the Beijing Academy of Music. - Beijing Academy of Music. Sounds important.
You know, their initials spell BAM.
What?
I gotta go.
Can I touch your hair?
You're gonna do something?
Just stay away from us.
All of us.
Baby?!
Dre, are you sleeping?
- Um, can you sign this? - For the Forbidden City?!
I think it's funny that you have to give my permission to go to the Forbidden City.
- Pole in Beijing. - Not funny, mom.
Oh, cut it out, grumpy.
I'm serious, Dre. This ice cream, I don't know what they do it,
but it's more flavoristic. What?
Mom, this is you. "Oh my Godness, this ice cream here is so good, and everything in China...
is so much better than everything else..." Aw, mom c'mon...
First of all, I don't sound like that, and I don't move all like that.
You should get some ice cream, sweetie.
- Mom, mom, c'mon. - Dre! Wait!
Boy, you won't get running from me?!
Kung Fu.
What do we learn here?
No weakness! No pain! No mercy!
Begin!
- Mom, mom, c'mon, let's go. C'mon, mom! - What? Dre, we just got here.
- Dre, what's going on? - Nothing.
- Dre, what happened? - Nothing happened.
What is it, you don't want to take that class? Whatever Dre, What happened?
We moved to China! That's what happened!
Okay, stop.
Don't be like that, Dre.
What do you want me to do?
- We've been here less than a week... - I feel like it's a year!
I hate it here.
Dre, please let me help you.
I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong?! Oh, please.
You don't care what's wrong!
All you care about is how happy I am and how great ice cream is.
I'm not happy. I hate it here!
I want to go home!
Dre, we can't go home. Okay? There is nothing left for us in Detroit.
This is what we've got.
This is home.
Gather on here.
Welcome to one of the most popular landmarks in all over China.
It is visited by millions of people every year.
The Forbidden City.
You plaster on for good luck.
- I wish someone would just... - Yeah, me too.
- Just tell someone. - Yeah, I got it.
Thanks a lot.
The walls of the palace were reinforced with the bricks, 15 layers deep,
to prevent anyone from coming in.
- Mr. Parker... Is everything okay? - Oh yes?
Um...Yes, thank you.
Get him.
Come on.
You're fast.
But not fast enough.
He's had enough.
Don't you remember what we learned?
No weakness. No pain.
No mercy!
Go home.
- What's up with the light bulbs, Mr. Han? - Shh!
I thought you are just a maintenance man?
You've seen only with your eyes, so you are easy to fool.
It doesn't hurt.
Chauva. Ancient Chinese healing.
How did you do that up there? You like even didn't punch them. They...beat each other up.
When fighting angry, blind men...
best we just stay out of the way.
- So, where did you learn Kung Fu? - From father.
Have you ever taught anybody?
No.
Would you?
- Depends. - On what?
- Reason. - What about to kick somebody's ass?
The best fights are the ones we avoid.
What if I wanna avoid getting my ass kicked?
- Stop saying "ass". - Sorry.
Kung Fu is for knowledge, defense.
Not to make war, but to create peace.
That's not definitely what they're taught.
No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher.
That's great. I guess we'll just stroll in their school and talk to their teacher.
- Good idea. - No, bad idea.
If I go in there, I get my ass kick...
- I'll get beat up. - You got beat up anyway.
Would you go with me?
No, sorry.
- But you said it was a good idea. - For you, bad idea for me.
C'mon, it's not like you should be busy or anything...I don't even speak Chinese.
Very sorry.
Okay...Whatever.
Wait!
What are you doing? Why did you stop?
Finish!
Okay, Mr. Han, let's get out of here.
We do not stop when our enemy is down!
No mercy.
No mercy in the studio.
No mercy in life.
What are you looking at?
He's the one that attacked me.
We are here to make peace.
Let your little thing mind himself.
One to one, no problem...Six to one, too much to ask of anyone.
I see.
Prepare for match!
Whoa Mr. Han, does he want us to fight?
We are not here to fight.
You attack my students and disrespect my studio?!
You want to leave? Not so easy.
Master Li...
You both came here.
One of you fights now.
The boy will fight there.
OPEN KUNG FU TOURNAMENT
We accept your challenge.
Please instruct your students to leave my boy alone to train.
Attention!
From now on the little thing is to be left alone...
until the tournament.
- Understood?! - Yes!
If he does not show up for the competition...
I will bring pain to him and you.
So, that go pretty much how you planned it?
There's good news and bad news.
The good news is they promised to leave you alone.
- Really? - While you prepare.
Prepare for what?
The tournament. You'll fight them all, one by one.
Huh?
So the bad news is now they get to beat me up in public.
- Yes. - Great. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
They're gonna kill me. You saw their Kung Fu.
That's not Kung Fu. That does not represent China.
That bad man teach them really bad things that hurt, a lot.
More good news. I will teach you real Kung Fu.
Yes.
- See you later, mom. - Hey, wait. This is early for you for a Saturday.
- Mr. Han will teach me Kung Fu. - The maintenance man?
It's China mom, everybody knows Kung Fu.
Dre, you know how do I feel about your fighting.
Kung Fu is not fight mom, it's about making peace with your enemy.
- Be careful, Dre. - Yeah.
Mr. Han?
- Mr. Han? - Back here.
You know you have a car in your living room, Mr. Han?
Okay, I was thinking about yesterday. I know I was kinda freaking out about the tournament...
but I realized something last night.
I'm an athlete. My number one asset is I'm fast, okay?!
I'm quick. I'm quick. Got the speed. Cat speed.
You see? I'm quick yeah, you see? In the US, I used to take gymnastic at PAL,
that's Police Athletic League, to check it, right?
Boom. You see that?
My Uncle Reymi used to date that Brazilian girl and he learned Jiu-Jitsu.
And he taught some of it to me. As like, locks and holds and stuff, it's okay.
Attack me.
You see that? Feel that? I can break it.
I'm choosing not to. To press your luck. It's dangerous.
And he also taught me Capoeira so...
Can't touch me. Can't touch...
Was that antique?
Pick up your jacket.
So basically Mr. Han, what I'm trying to say is...
I got a good foundation here. You know, like I said. I'm just...
Might not be as hard to teach me as other people, you know.
- Hang it up. - Okay.
- Happy now? - Take it down.
- You just... - Take it down.
Put it on.
Take it off.
- I already did all of this. - Take it off.
Can you just tell me, why I'm doing this?
Take it off.
Hang it up.
Take it down.
Put it on the ground.
Pick it up.
Hang up.
Take it down.
Put it on.
Take it off.
Put it on the ground.
Pick it up.
Hang it up.
Take it down. Put it on.
Take it off.
Hang it up.
Mr. Han, why do you have a car in your living room?
No street parking.
Hey!
So how did it go? What you learned?
Nothing.
Uniform on Uniform day.
- You're fighting in the tournament? - Yeah, how did you hear?
Everybody knows.
- I hope you have a good teacher. - Yeah, me too.
He's a maintenance man.
- Can I ask you a question? - Yes.
Well, I know you're practicing, and I think I'm practicing, I mean, I don't know what I'm doing...
- But, we both kind of practicing, you know and... - Are you going to that Shi-Shi festival?
Yeah, I mean, I've missed the Shi-Di Festival since I've been in China.
- Go to the Shaolin theater. - Okay. You want me to meet you?
Oh, oh, so like Shaolin theater, okay Shi-Fi-Shi festival. Shaolin theater, okay. Cool.
- When is it again? - Tomorrow. The show starts at seven.
Okay. So tomorrow, Shaolin theater. Shi-Shi festival at seven.
- See you tomorrow. - Shi-Shi festival.
- Festival. - Shi-Shi festival. - Okay. - Okay.
Mr. Han?
- Mr. Han, can I come in? - You may come in.
Where's your jacket?
- I thought, I was warmin' up without it. - Go get it.
You want me to go all way back, just to get it?
Yes, all the way back where you hide it.
- This is not right. - What? I'm doing it.
No.
- Something is missing. - Nothing is missing.
You forgot, this.
Attitude.
Shake it off.
Attitude. Yes, that's it.
Okay, Mr. Han. I get it. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have treated my mom like that.
You're right.
- Put it on the ground. - Hello.
Ow, hey mom. Um, did you get the tickets?
Yes, I got the tickets, and I got an extra one for Mr. Han.
- But I didn't say... - Dre, stop it.
Mr. Han, would you like to go with us to the Shi-Shi festival?
No, thank you. Too many people.
- Yeah, mom. Way too many people. - Yeah, but I already bought the tickets.
- I don't go... - Mr. Han, I'm not taking "no" for an answer.
You'll have fun. You need to get out the house, okay?
Here are your clothes, Dre. Come on, hurry up and change.
Dre...
Pick up your jacket!
You were right Mr. Han, there are a lot of people here.
Chinese Valentine's Day.
Yeah, Mom. I'm going to go get something to eat, then going to go to the bathroom.
Be back, right here, in 20 minutes.
- I love you. - I love you, too. Be careful. 20 minutes.
- 20. - Okay.
I got this, and this for you.
I downloaded this. It has a very cool violins stuff, and I...
I thought maybe you could play along and... It's not like Bach and...
but, I thought maybe you'd like it and...
- So, um, do you have any kids? - No.
Oh, how's Dre doing?
- Um, Shao Dre making a progress. - Shao Dre?
Yes, Chinese pollito.
So, um, how many students do you have?
- Including Shao Dre? - Yeah.
One.
So, what's the show about?
It's the story of the Goddess...
and a boy she loves.
I love this story.
Her mother does not approve of him.
So, she cuts a wide river in the sky to separate them forever.
But once a year, all the birds in the sky...
felt sad for them, and they form a bridge.
So the two of them may be together for a single night.
I'll be there at you audition, if you come to my tournament.
- Okay, I'll be there. - Pinky swear.
See, you wrap your hands like this.
I swear that I'll be there at your audition, no matter what happens.
And I promise to cheer bigger than anyone else when you win.
What up, Mr. Han?
Did I say come in?
Um, I think you did. I mean...
- Mr. Han, can I please come in? - Yes.
- So, what we are doing today? - Same.
Mr. Han, I told you. I get it, okay? Be respectful! I got it!
I put my jacket on a thousand times, and I took it off a thousand times, okay?
This is stupid. I'm done!
Let them beat me up, if they want to.
You know why you only have one student? 'Cause you don't know Kung Fu.
- Shao Dre! - What?
Come here.
- Jacket on! - Mr. Han, I already...- Jacket on!
- Jacket on! - I don't have a jacket...- Jacket on!
Be strong.